Choose Yeeter:
STR:
5/10
ACC:
8/10
COOL:
10/10
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🎯 Lock-On Radar
34% Hit Chance
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Irving T. Duck
"Gadzooks!"
"Hold my beer!"
Florida Man
Next Object to Yeet:
Small • 5 pts
Wet Sock
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Current Object Yeeted:
None yet
🌮 Taco Empire Progression
(50 pts = 1 Taco • 5 Tacos = Cart • 5 Carts = Truck • 5 Trucks = Mexican Restaurant)
Next Taco in 50.0 pts
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Tacos
Every 50 pts
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Taco Carts
5 Tacos (250 pts)
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Taco Trucks
5 Carts (1,250 pts)
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Mexican Restaurants
5 Trucks (6,250 pts)
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: UZBEKISTAN OFFICIALLY DENIES EXISTENCE OF IRVING T. DUCK
📈 STOCK TICKER: YEET +420.69% • TACO +999.4% • HOA -88.2% • LAMBO (CARDBOARD) 0.00%
🧮 PARABOLIC BEDPAN EQUATION: y = x·tan(θ) − (g·x²) / (2·v₀²·cos²(θ)) + 33⅓ pts
🏛️ GEOGRAPHY FACT OF THE DAY: THE CAPITAL OF NEBRASKA IS LINCOLN! BOOM!
🦷 VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO INVALIDATE YOUR HOMEOWNER'S POLICY" BY 4 OUT OF 5 UNLICENSED DENTISTS
🦄 VOLLEYBALL ADVISORY: PRINCESS SPARKLEBODY FLUFFYPANTS HAS BANISHED 3 POSTAL CODES TO THE SUN TODAY
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: UZBEKISTAN OFFICIALLY DENIES EXISTENCE OF IRVING T. DUCK
📈 STOCK TICKER: YEET +420.69% • TACO +999.4% • HOA -88.2% • LAMBO (CARDBOARD) 0.00%
🧮 PARABOLIC BEDPAN EQUATION: y = x·tan(θ) − (g·x²) / (2·v₀²·cos²(θ)) + 33⅓ pts
🏛️ GEOGRAPHY FACT OF THE DAY: THE CAPITAL OF NEBRASKA IS LINCOLN! BOOM!